If you guys are into the whole rockabilly scene check out ze father:

[link]

Really just here cuz I needed to get that huge-ass survey thing offa my page. D:<

EDIT: more time killin'. :/

*_______*BASICS*_________*
FULL NAME: Jessa Lee Rempel

MEANING: "Jessa" is Hebrew, but my mom didn't know it at the time. I'm God's gift to the people apparently.

NICKNAME: Jess is a pretty popular one.

ACTUAL AGE: 15!

RESIDENCE: I say I live in Vancouver, but I really live in Richmond. I'm just tired of telling everyone Richmond actually exists. Besides, most of my life is set in Vancouver.

BIRTHDAY: October 10, 1992

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Libra

SPECIES: Anything but human :0

GENDER: Lady

ALLERGIES: MacDonald's milkshakes, and pyrite

SEXUAL PREFERANCE: Jessa is bisexual. :0

WAY OF SPEAKING: I hate my voice. ._.

MARITAL STATUS: Taken!!

OCCUPATION: Dairy Queen cashier.

THEME SONG(S): Iunno. Probably "All My Life" by Foo Fighters....

*_______APPEARANCE_______*

HAIR COLOR: Brown with purple underneath....

HAIR STYLE AND LENGTH: I usually keep it down. It goes to my shoulders.

EYES COLOR: Icy blue, then dark green, then grey.

EYESIGHT: I'm useless without my glasses o_o

HEIGHT: 5'6", about

WEIGHT: ....143 pounds. SHUT UP, I LOOK GOOD

OUTFIT/CLOTHING STYLE: Jeans n t-shirts n armbands n Vans/Airwalks n lots of belts....

ABNORMALITIES: Uhhhh. I'm double-jointed in my thumbs :0

DISTINGUISHING MARKS(SCARS,MOLES): That weird birthmark that looks like New Zealand....

SELF CARE(MAKE UP): Eyeliner, if any. Lip gloss SOMETIMES...

FIRST IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE: I get really shy and quiet when I first meet people... but once you get to know me I'm crazy

SKIN COLOR: Pale. I don't tan. :c

BODY TYPE/BUILD: Pretty average.

DEFAULT EXPRESSION:

MEASUREMENTS(FEMALE ONLY): I'm not totally sure. I just know my bra size is 36C

PIERCINGS: Piercings don't like me...

DESCRIBE YOUR VOICE: Annoying. ._.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: We all just gotta LOVE, man!

*_______*RELATIONSHIPS*_____*

MOM: I hate her guts sometimes but she's a pretty good mom.

DAD: ...No. McStepdad is where it's at.

SIBLINGS: I'm pretty close to BrotherBaby, and I'd like to be closer with Ze Marie.... we never talk. Ever. I do love her though, she's awesome (:

CHILDREN: Dun have any

PAST LOVA(S): I'm absolute best-ever friends with my first boyfriend, we can talk about anything. I don't talk to my second very much but we get along fine anyway!

CURRENT LOVA: I love him with my heart and soul and he feels the same way about me. Neither of us can go more than two days without seeing each other....

REACTION TO MEETING SOMEONE NEW: I'm really shy but friendly. I get shaky :c

ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS: Very well once I feel more comfortable around them

HOW SOCIABLE(LONER,ETC): Well... I'm shy, but sometimes I have good days where I'm super confident or I force myself to be more outgoing to I go up to random people and start chatting.

FRIENDS: I try to remain loyal to my friends... I care about all of them and always try to keep them happy. I can't stand when anybody I know is depressed or angry about anything D:

PETS: My dog and I are so close that everybody jokes about him being my husband, WHICH TOTALLY ISN'T CREEPY YEAH. My cats hate everyone, except for me. I'm the only one they let touch them.

LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF PERSON: I hate people who think they're better than everybody else, or if they mess with relationships for the fun of it or out of jealousy. Or shove their things in peoples' faces... Like if they're rich or if they've had sex and everyone else hasn't... I don't really fucking care. Don't brag about it to everybody. ( i'm talking to a certain person, by the way. you know who you are. ) >:C

*_______*PERSONALITY*_______*


POSITIVE CHARACTERISTICS: Mine? Loyal, kind-hearted, funny apparently

NEGATIVE CHARACTERISTICS: Paranoid, impatient, and I get depressed often...

FAVORITE COLOR: LIME GREEN YEAH

FAVORITE FOOD: I like mall Chinese food better than restaraunt Chinese food.... especially chow mein. I'm all for Mexican too.

FAVORITE ANIMAL: DIK-DIK!

FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: Guitar! Guitarists are SEXY AS HELL. 'Specially BASS guitarists! 8)

FAVORITE ELEMENT: FIRE PLZ.

LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Beige... or yellow. Iich.

LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Falafel. getawayfrommeplz.

LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: Impossible!

LEAST FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: Hmm.... Bagpipes. Every single friggin' Canada Day i have to hear them wailing thorugh the streets. >_<

LEAST FAVORITE ELEMENT: Air. Wtf.

HOBBIES: Drawing!! DRAWING ONLY.

USUAL MOOD: Depressed, happy, hyper or Paranoid

DRINK/SMOKE/DRUGS: I drink but I don't smoke or do drugs. I promised somebody very important to me I wouldn't do pot and I plan to keep that promise.... no matter how tempting it may be to break it <.<

DARK VERSION OF SELF: Suicidal and depressed and angsty and feels like nobody loves her or cares about her <.<

LIGHT VERSION OF SELF: Hyper and chipper and outgoing and willing to help everybody with everything

HOW SERIOUS ARE YOU: I'm not very serious when I try to be, because I laugh when I'm nervous. Like, alot. It causes problems.

CLASS IN AN RPG: ... no.

BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: Of course!

(IN)DEPENDANT: Kinda.

SOFT SPOT/VULNERABILITY: I'm not saying. There are alot of people who could use that to their advantage and I'd rather keep my reputation

OPINION ON SWEARING: Shit man, it doesn't fuckin' hurt anybody. Don't be such a fuckin' pussy.

DAREDEVIL VS CAUTIOUS: Daredevil!!

MUSIC TYPE: Anything! Jus' don't gimme any country. NEVER any country.

MOVIE TYPE: Horror, Sci-Fi, Dark Comedy, Parody. No light ramantic comedies plz.

BOOK TYPE: Horror, comedy. I once had to read a Shop-a-holic book. OH GOD I WANTED TO STAB MYSELF.

GAME TYPE: 8-bit, bitches.

COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE: I like it HOT

SLEEPING PATTERN: It's a little more regualar than it usually is right now....

CLEANLINESS/NEATNESS: I shower every other day. BEING CLEAN IS BEING COOL

DESIRED PET: I just want some fish.

BIGGEST SECRET: Yeah hold on, lemme just post my deepest, darkest secret on the INTERNET....

HERO/WHO YOU LOOK UP TO: For some reason I really look up to Bob...

WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE: I WANNA BE A UNICOOORN

FEARS: NEEDLES.

COMFORTS: Bob, music, junk food. I eat alot when I'm nervous/anxious/stressed...

DRUNK TYPE: Really GIGGLY.

SPECIAL ABILITIES/MAGICS: I have psychic dreams/zone outs sometimes.

HOW DID YOU GET SAID MAGICS: Uhh. I think from my mom's side. My aunt used to be able to take a bubble bath and see things in her bubbles and then they'd HAPPEN. TRIPPY.

DONE ANYTHING TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW: I went to Bob's school yesterday on a pro-d day at my school and the principal was all RAWWWRGH YOU CAN'T COME HERE LEMME SEE YOU'RE GOCARD. I don't care though, he needs to get laid.

WHICH "7 DEADLY SINS" ARE YOU MOST LIKE: Gluttony and Sloth. XD

WHICH "7 VIRTUES" DO YOU HAVE: whut

WHAT ROLE WOULD YOU BE IF YOU WERE IN...

ROMANCE MOVIE: The one hurting people.

ACTION MOVIE: The hot chick who kicks ass

CARTOON: The colourful crazy one; the comic relief.

HORROR MOVIE: I dunno. Something awesome.

PORNO: I'll do whatever.

HOW DO YOU ACT WHEN YOU ARE...

SAD: I'm kind of a crybaby... I go under my blanket and cuddle up to a pillow and cry. If anyone tries to talk to me I get pissed.

HAPPY: I smile and laugh alot and get super hyper and energized!

ANGRY: I slam alot of doors... and throw stuff...

AFRAID: I dunno. I don't really get afraid. I DO get paranoid...

LOVE SOMEONE: I put Bob first, I want him to be happy. I don't put him first enough to let him walk all over me, but he wouldn't do that anyway. He's against such things D:

HATE SOMEONE: I don't treat people I hate very kindly... I just speak my mind.

WANT SOMETHING: I stare at it and stare at it and stare at it hoping I'll find some money behinmd it or something so I can afford it T_T

CONFUSED: I pucker my lips and squint one of my eyes

HOW DO YOU REACT TO...

DANGER: I freeze and panic

SOMEONE YOU HATE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: EWWWWWW

PROPOSAL TO MARRY: I've never been proposed to. :/

DEATH OF LOVED ONE: I get really depressed and don't talk to anyone, and just stop caring about the things around me...

SOMETHING IRRESISTABLY CUTE: " -gasp- AWWW LOOOK"

LOSS OF HOURS OF WORK: YES NOW I CAN MAKEOUT WITH BOB

KNOWLEDGE

LANGUAGES: English. I haven't been in French class since the first term of Grade 8...

SCHOOLING LEVEL: Grade 10, yo.

FAVORITE SUBJECT: Art. Or if you want like, a REAL class, I guess English. It's easy.

INTERESTED CAREERS: Animation, Art Director, stuff like that

EXPERTISE: I don't really have any talents other than drawing. ._.

PUZZLES: I'm pretty average.

CHEMISTRY: HAHAHAHA

MATH: I hate math. I am currently failing.

ENGLISH: I love writing and people say I'm good at it, so.

GEOGRAPHY: Is okay.

POLITICS/LAW: I... try to stay out of that stuff.

ECONOMY/ACCOUNTING: ...

COOKING: I'm better at baking, but I like cooking

SEWING: Hopeless

MECHANICS: I'll never understand >_<

BOTANY (FLOWERS): Ehh I'm okay.

MYTHOLOGY: I'm totally interested but I don't know much.

DRAMATICS(ACTING,SINGING): I can't sing or act for SHIT

READING LEVEL: I like reading but I don't have any books to read.... mostly comics. Not that comics are bad.... but I wanna read a novel. A NOVEL!

HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT PLANNING AHEAD: haha... no.

*________*ROMANCE*________*

DO YOU TAKE INITIATIVE: I'm starting to. Bob does, that's for sure O.o

HOW DO YOU ACT(SHY,ETC): I used to be shy and quiet, like with everyone. Now I'm completely comfortable around him.

GENTLEMAN/LADYLIKE VS KLUTZY: A good mix, I say

GO SLOW VS JUMP INTO: Depends what you're talkin' about ....

TRUE LOVE VS TESTING DIFF PEOPLE: True love!

PROTECTIVE: Bob's pretty protective, yeah. But like, good protective, not super jealous protective. That would be bad. ._.

ACT LIKE FRIENDS OR LOVERS: BEST FRIENDS

WHAT KIND OF PRESENTS DO THEY BUY: He's only given me one real present, and that was for Valentine's Day... He got me a movie. A hilarious movie.

TYPE OF KISSER: Passionate

DO YOU WANT KIDS: We both hate kids. >_<

DO YOU WANT TO MARRY: ... We're fifteen....

MAKE GOOD OR BAD DECISIONS: I dunno.

ARE THEY ROMANTIC: He's a total romantic

HOW ARE THEY IN BED: GOOD REALLY GOOD (((((((:

TOYS?: Ssh!

FETISHES: We have some weird ones

S+M: Hell yes!!

GET JEALOUS EASY: I get kinda jealous. <.<

WIFE/HUBBY BEATER: Naw, Bob is against that stuff.

MARRY FOR MONEY: HECK NO

FAVORITE POSITION: I'm up for anything. (:

You don't really have to read all of this... I'm just killing time

~*About You*~

Name: Jessa Rempel
Age: 15
Country of origin: Canada
Town Born in: Vancouver, BC
Race/ancestry: German, Cree, Welsh, English.....
Religion: I'm against religion, but I guess I'm Polytheist.
Height: 5'7"
Eye colour: Changes from blue to grey to green and back
Hair colour and style: Brown hair... I'm dying it purple soon 8)
Skin Tone: ... PALE
Tattoos: None yet :0
Eye-sight: Bad.
Names/screen-names you go by: JessatheGreat, ThatJessaGirl. I used to go by JrKiddo and Eeyore_is_Awesome..... I was StrongbadsLover for a while too :/

Explain your username:
I'm pretty fucking great. I should go down in history.

Explain your icon:
IS RYA

How would you describe your personality?
UHHHH Really hyper, bad procrastinator, food addict, all for revenge

How would other people describe you XD?
Crazy, hyper, attention whore....

Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias?
NEEDLES
GET AWAY FROM ME PLZTHX.

What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?
HAIRRRR

What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
Legs D:

Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
Carpal tunnel, and VSD :C

Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
UH
DRAWIN'? 8D

Do you have any allergies?
MacDonald's milkshakes, and pyrite.

Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
Uhh. My family is very complicated. I guess I'm the middle one.
Dadman had daughter with a lady, they named her Vivian ( 20 years old )
Dadman ditches Vivian, has me with Lady Mother. I'm 15...
Dadman ditches Lady Mother, Lady Mother has son with McStepdad, they name him Leo! He is 2 years old

How many cousins do you have? Big family?
OH DEAR GOD
Dadman has six sisters and two brothers..... they all have more than one kid, and some of their kids have kids....
Lady Mother has one brother and one or two step-sisters.... all of them have kids too....
Mother Grandma has about six siblings..... they all have kids... and more kids....

..... I think I have about 104 cousins?

Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
No. :C If I change my mind, I've decided to adopt. They need homes more...

What was your dream job when you were a kid?
I told everyone I would be Spiderman. XD

What is your dream job now?
Animator!!

What are your current responsibilities?
School, job, finding time for boyfriend/regular friends.....


~*food*~

What item of food would you eat the most of?
CHEERIOS o_o

What is your favourite flavour ever?
UM
UM
STRAWBERRY-KIWI

Do you like Meat?
I've been a vegetarian six times........
I miss bacon >_<

What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
CHEERIOS PLZTHX

What is your favourite dinner meal?
CHEERIOS PLZTHX

What cuisines do you like best?
Chinese and Mexican

What foods do you HATE?
FALAFEL EW GET AWAY FROM MY FACE

What food can you not resist?
CHEERIOS
WHITE CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA NUT COOKIES
BIG MACS
PINA COLADAS

What would be your last meal?
I just finished off a Smarties Blizzard...

Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
Totally 8D


~*Clothing/Style*~

What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
I wear the same jeans every day =_=
But yeah. I wear alot of weird graphic tees and armbands and belts and stuff.

What item of clothing do you wear the most?
Jeanz. :C

Pants or skirts/dresses?
PANTS!! though skirts are cute sometimes <.<

How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
um. i never show my thighs... i dun like 'em. :C

What items of jewellery do you wear most?
not much...

What item can you NOT leave your house without?
iPod!
Oh, and bus pass. I kinda need that too.

Hair up or Hair down?
Down! Always! I am NOT a ponytail gal

~* Life Style*~

What time do you usually wake up?
School days.... 6:00. I live in a different city than my friends. ._.
Weekends... depends if I'm going into town that day. I usually wake up at 10:00, though. I hate sleeping my weekend away...

What time do you usually go to sleep?
LATE

How often do you bathe/shower?
Every two days. o_o

Do you exercise regularly?
LAWL NO.

How often do you go out drinking?
More often than a fifteen-year-old should ...

What do you do most in your spare time?
Computer or drawing...

Name your hobbies:
Drawing, Internet, reading comics, procrastinating.

How many pets have you had in your life? (not including farm animals/live-stock)
Simon and Luna ( cats ) and Sebastien ( bird ) are all DEAD
Sally, DumDum ( cats ) and Cricket ( dog ) are okay, though.
I also had a dog named Lola back when I lived with McStepdad the First... I dunno how she's doing now.

How many houses have you lived in in your life?
UM.
Some apartment I don't remember when I was a few months old.
The haunted house on Pender Island that's a children's daycare now XD
The apartment on Oak st with the old lady ghost I was deathly afraid of... she was nice though.
The Cambie st apartment
The Skeena st house
I lived with my grandparents for a few months....
Cambie apartment again
The house on Minler that we were evicted from....
And this one. ._.

What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own?
SKATEBOARD.

What’s your current job?
Dairy Queen. RRRGH

~*Your Favorite-?*~

Colour(s): lime green and purple
Animal: DIKDIK!
Season: Summer
Scenery: I like meadows.... and oceanic landscapes
Plant/flower: BLACK ROSE I AM SO HARDCORE
Sweet/treat: CHEERIOS.
Game: Evil Dead.... or any 8-bit game you throw at me. lol 80s.
Sport: ... WHUT
Shop: Bang On!, Bluenotes
Band: MSI DUDE I'M GOIN TO THE CONCERT HAHAHAHA 8)
Cultures: My favourite cultures? Japanese...?

Town/City:
Vancouverrrrr
No Vancouver sucks. Um. I like... Pender Island. It's quiet and most of the inhbitants are TREES.

Style of music:
Not country.

Favourite Songs:
TOO HARD.

Favourite Movies:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Cloverfield
Tenacious D
Other stuff, probably

Favourite Animes:
NO

Favourite Books:
Silly survey, I don't READ

Favourite Ships/Pairings:
I'm not too into ships anymore...

Favourite place to Holiday/visit:
EVERYWHERE

Favourite place to relax/feel free:
Bob's house 8)


~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~

Height: 5'8-9"
Weight: SKINNY WHITE BOY PLZ
Body shape: SKINNY WHITE BOY PLZ
Hair colour/style: Short n brown
Eye colour: Brown
Style: Casual... maybe kinda punky ....
Personality traits: Sarcastic and sexy and adventurous and destructive...
( you guys realize i'm just talking about bob, right? )

~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~

Height: About my height
Weight: I dunno... I don't care about weight, really
Body shape: :/
Hair colour/style: I like blondes....
Eye colour: Blue or brown... Hazel?
Style: Awesomeness
Personality traits: Outgoing and hyper and crazy and pretty much awesome


~*what’s the last -*~

Time you laughed?
This morning

Cried?
A few days ago... almost yesterday. Work is harsh. ._.

Shared?
Yesterday?

The last person you talked to?
Lady Mother :C

Person to call you:
Bob!

Person you yelled at:
Some chick at Dairy Queen <.<
I think I'm getting fired soon

Person you told them you loved:
Bob 8)

Time you acted childish?
TCH ALL THE TIME

Food you’ve eaten?
Smarties Blizzard

Book you’ve read?
That Princess Diana biography... "The Way We Were", I think it was. It was written by her butler and it was a great book. Go read it.

Shop you entered?
Some computer store.

Thing you regret doing?
Eating that Smarties Blizzard @_@

Thing you watched on TV?
Spongebob XD

Comment you squee-d over?
UM

Person you mentally hugged?
Bob! Always!

Thing you wrote? (other than this meme)
... I should be writing a composition

Thing you drew?
was working on a dA id... one I prolly won't be posting
Like all of them

Thing you read?
Y-You just asked me that



~*Can You-*~

Do a handstand?
No. ._.

Raise one eyebrow and not the other?
Only if I lower the other...

Dance?
HAHA WHUT

Sing?
nyooo

Whistle?
Overbites don't let you do that. <.<

Cook?
I love cooking!

Speak a different language?
No. :/

Do any magic Tricks?
A few :/

Put together DIY boxed furniture?
No D:

Use Power tools?
Yeah

Write a Resume’?
My mom wrote mine -_-

Rollerblade?
No... not since last time. <.<

Skateboard?
Used to be able to :C

Surf?
Never tried...

Navigate?
HAHAHA I have no sense of direction

Survive without your cell phone?
Dun have one

Survive without your internet?
NO D:



~*Randomly*~

What are you wearing right now?
Shirt with a wagon on it saying "That's how I roll", jeans, checkered belt, checkered armband, blue converse with some sailor pin-up girl on the sides

How do you feel right now?
I don't wanna go to work. I wanna go buy my purple hair dye. :C

Did you brush your teeth today D<?
YEAH D:

One RANDOM fact about you:
I... have a birthmark that looks like New Zealand.

Ho' man.
Duran Duran... was AWESOME

Last night's show was waaaay better than the one before it.
I'm not a huge fan of Red Carpet Massacre, but when the songs are sung LIVE... I never thought I'd hear Simon LeBon rap.
And ENJOY it. o_o

I was on John Taylor's side. HEEEEEE 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Your A Vegas opened for them... everybody go check 'em out. liek srsly, they're way cool. They signed autographs after ze concert and gave out free posters.




Chyeah.

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Ze Sexy
<333

People I KNOW:
<3

People Who are Generally Awesome...:

<3

People I Admire:




Places That Make Me Happy:



Places That Make Me Want to Stick Rusty Forks in My Eyes:

You have failed me for the last time, Eli Roth. >:C

The plot was based entirely around sex in Holland instead of slashing and unnecessary violence. There are only like, two scenes where people get tortured, and you either couldn't see anything happening or the close-ups were so close you didn't know what part of the body was being severed. WHAT THE HELL, MAN
Plus, the acting was mediocre and the whole thing was just really unimaginitive. "The scariest movie in a decade"? PSHAW. I didn't squirm the entire time.

Damn Eli Roth... pissin' me off...


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Ze Sexy
<333

People I KNOW:
<3

People Who are Generally Awesome...:

<3

People I Admire:




Places That Make Me Happy:



Places That Make Me Want to Stick Rusty Forks in My Eyes:

Okay, so, if you guys haven't noticed yet I HAVE MY INTERNET BACK.

( i missed you babe )

SO LIKE. I've decided to add my MSN on hurr. Cuz you guys are cool.

.
..
elmo_watches_you@hotmail.com
..
.

ADD ME

I'M SICK, AT HOME, WITH NOTHIN TO DO

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Ze Sexy
<333

People I KNOW:
<3

People Who are Generally Awesome...:

<3

People I Admire:




Places That Make Me Happy:



Places That Make Me Want to Stick Rusty Forks in My Eyes: