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About Me Member Wise Ass Jessa Lee Rempel17/Female/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Mon Nov 16, 2009, 9:34 PM
  • Mood: Lazy
ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Jss L Rmpl. I FEEL LIKE A CENTIPEDE
TWO - Which of your online friends do you talk to the most?: Uhhh Petar. And Sean.
THREE - Whats your favorite number?: 3. 16.
FOUR - What color do you wear most?: Um... a lot
FIVE - Least favorite color?: BEIGE.
SIX - Favorite candy?: Uh I prefer chocolate. But Twizzlers are pretty great. And Fuzzy Peaches. Nobody likes Fuzzy Peaches but I like Fuzzy Peaches!
SEVEN - What do you smoke?: ..... heh :iconimpervyplz:
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: is okay.
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Liv Tyler, apparently. I don't see it.
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: Art, DUHH. Also Psychology.
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: I like Bluenotes! Is cheap.
TWELVE - How do you make money?: I pick up my brother twice a week and make dinner. Also commissions. HAHA JUST KIDDIN I'M A PROSTITUTE
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: Online? Petar, Sean, Anna, Graham. Offline? Katie, Elaine, Brendon, Shoshana, Ellie, Abby. YES, ONLY THE BEST ONES.
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: dude i have so many stalkers why would I answer that
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: Most days
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: the really great
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: I wear Converse or Converse-like shoes often.
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: I can't wear them.... I seriously want contacts just so I can wear sunglasses.
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?: Chillin' with my Amerrrcun friends
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: Finishing The Odyssey...
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: Yes D:

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: sex.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: wondering why there is a bottle of vodka on my computer desk... and remembering...
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: IN THE EYES OF THE LORD I HAVE
Honestly, do you watch disney channel?: We don't get Disney Channel here. We have Family Channel, which shows a bunch of Disney Channel stuff plus a bunch of Canadian cartoons that really suck. And I don't watch it.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Bob!
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: It's more of a... feeling bad because she can do better... of someone... right now. Mostly because of jealousy. <.<
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Mi madre.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Bob. Always.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: Uhh it isn't too big.

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: mmhmm
Can you dance?: not at all.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: i have tried so many times... it's harder than it looks!!
Can you whistle?: nope
Can you wiggle your ears?: nope
Can you wiggle your nose?: not without scrunching up my entire face
Can you roll your tongue?: mmhmm
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: no :C

ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad?: I mumble to myself and slam things...
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: ... I once kicked Dumdum. Not very hard! But she was pissing me off D:
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: I'm usually the one crying XD;

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Not that I can remember.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Most likely when I was little.
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: Yeah
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: yes and no
Ever cried over the same sex?: yes and no ( these questions are linked, you see! )
Do you cry when you get an injury?: usually i just laugh at myself for being so stupid. like, on saturday i tripped up an escalator and ripped up my leg. i was laughing SO HARD
Do certain songs make you cry?: yes D:
Do certain movies make you cry?: yes! D: I Am Sam, Requiem for a Dream, stuff like that

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: i usually try to stay optimistic, but not necessarily happy. I AM SURPRISINGLY DEPRESSED OFTEN
What makes you the happiest?: when I'm with bob. also food.
Does being with your friends make you happy?: of course!
Do you believe in yourself?: uhhh
Do you wish you were happier?: sometimes, yes
Can music make you happy?: i always listen to music when i'm upset! better than wallowing in your own anger/depression, yeah?

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: none. i usually end up being the heart-breaker :C
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: Bob.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’?: Bob! And Dana... she's my dad's ex-girlfriend and she immediately started taking care of me as if she were my mom. My dad recently left town without telling anyone and she's being cool about it. BUT MORE ON THAT LATER

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: ntrly. i don't see the point in worrying baout stuff i can't "fix".
Do you think you're good looking?: some days i think i'm the most BEAUTIFUL LADY ON THE PLANET, others i think i'm alright. overall, yes, i do think i'm good looking. mostly cuz most of my stalkers tell me on a daily basis.
Do you wish you could be someone else?: no way

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: brown.
Current piercings?: none.
Have any tattoos?: nope
Straight hair or curly?: is curly. when i was little i had an afro! but then i started straightening it and now it doesn't curl like it used to. i kinda regret it D:

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: a Hollaback Girl tanktop... i'm wearing my pjs
Necklace(s)?: nope
Shoes?: no shoes!

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: of course D:
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: i wouldn't be surprised if i have with dylan... we used to talk 10+ hours a day XD
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: a little XD
Laughed so hard you cried?: always!
Got in a fight with someone?: always XD

THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: My mum. Other than that? Treena.
Person you talked to online?: Probably Petar. Or Kadz.
Person you hugged?: Treena and Abby. GROUP HUG!

RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: i am so addicted. .__.
Do you get along with your parents?: more or less
Do you have mental breakdowns?: i've had one or two...

CURRENT:
Current mood: tired, bored, not looking forward to waking up at 5:30 tomorrow morning
Current music: rain hitting my window and my brother screaming in the next room over
Current hair style: damp and wavy.
Current crush: one! but she'll go away sooner or later.
Current windows open: dA
Current desktop picture: that picture of Castel dressed as Orea holding the sword

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: No but I get the feeling I will be soon...
Did you ever run away from home?: I've tried.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: When I was younger I wanted to be a veterinarian, and I recently took an interest in child psychology.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: when i was three. also spiderman.

THE DO'S:
Do you know how to swim?: Enough to save my life XD
Do you like roller coasters?: I FUCKIN LOVE ROLLER COASTERS
Do you own a bike?: It's somewhere.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: I remember watching Fear Factor and they made the people eat bugs with ginormous pincers... alive. Normally I'd be all "HELL YEAH" but not if I have to eat those...

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: MANY times
Have you ever been to the ocean?: I... I live on the coast...
Have you ever painted your nails?: I do often :|

THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: 5'8"
How much money do you have on you right now?: not including my debit card... probably twenty cents.

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: Glen and Susan and Zoey and Hamish, and Dave and Laura and Kess and Chelsea, and Sue, and the rest
Last thing someone said to you irl?: "good night i love you"?
Last thing you said out loud?: "good night i love you too"...

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: we've been through this, man!
What is the weather outside?: rainy. windy. dark.
What radio station do you listen to?: The Fox ( alternative rock and such ) and The Peak ( mostly indie stuff but also ska! )
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Probably White Spot...
What was the last thing you had to drink?: Water. I wanted tea but we have no milk...
What was the last movie you watched?: City of God

deviantID

ohai
i am a jessa.
here are my... rules for life.
they're mine, but you can totally follow them if you want to.

1. RELIGION - contrary to popular belief, i am not completely against religion, nor am i an athiest. i believe the Bible and all that other fun stuff were truly written out of love and the uttermost respect for the world and everybody in it. the thing is, alot of people misinterpret religious text, or change it around a bit for their own benefit. this is totally uncool, and totally goes against everything in the religious text in question.
there are no bad religions, only bad people.
2. FEMINISM - the girls who are fightin' the power cuz they don't wanna get beat, they're awesome. but the ones who need to have everything to themselves and freak out about the stupidest things ever ( "womyn, not woman! IT'S SEXISM!" ) you guys suck. the point of feminism is equality. not for women to take over the world and make men their slaves.
that's actually kinda hot.
BUT STILL! do not confuse having a cunt with being one.
3. ORIENTATION - what people do in their own bedrooms should be no concern of yours. how does gay marriage, or being gay in general affect your life at all? it doesn't. and to those people who say letting them marry will HALVE the population and we will die out... well first, the number of gay people will be exactly the same, whether or not they are married... and second, if anything will kill us all, it's OVERPOPULATION. even if there were the possibility that this would cause the population to decrease ( what with artificial insemination and kids from prior heterosexual relationships ) that would be a good thing!
if you are a man, and you do not want to marry a man, then don't. what other people do does not affect you in the least.
3a. ORIENTATION BEING A CHOICE - i don't see why anybody would choose to be gay, when everybody is so hateful towards gay people and there is the possibility of getting beaten or even killed. this theory is STUPID. i suppose the people who say this ( who are obviously straight ) thought long and hard about which gender they would be attracted to? yes, there are people who are not as clear as others as to who they may be attracted to, and it's normal to be confused. but in the end it's about instincts. people say it is a choice because they could CHOOSE to go fuck a guy tomorrow, or they could fuck a girl. anybody can choose to fuck a person, but that doesn't mean they have feelings for them or are truly attracted to them.

there's more probably.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Vancouver ( the canadian one )
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Does anyone actually buy dA clothes...
  • Interests: Drawing. IT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR. D:
  • Favourite movie: Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Killed My Mother
  • Favourite genre of music: Ska, reggae, new wave, techno, metal, rock, industrial, 80s hip-hop, really cheesy 90s
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali, Frieda Kahlo, John K. ( which one is out of place! )
  • Favourite poet or writer: Clive Barker
  • Favourite style of art: Um. I'm really sick of manga/anime. Find your own style!
  • Operating System: Windows 7
  • MP3 player of choice: Pink Sansa clip <3
  • Personal Quote: "It's an oxymoron, like 'bittersweet' or 'Christian Science'."

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